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Because Jim can't keep track of the links I send him.

 

Two different shoes. Pick your battles.

Two different shoes. Pick your battles.

All Billy Preston all the time. Sprained my ankle trying to imitate his moves at 1:10. WORTH IT.

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Friday night dance party at Chez Pratticek.

Everyone tells you horrible tales of how children will ruin your life. You’ll never sleep again. Your relationship will never be the same. And oh, the poop and vomit. But what those assholes never tell you is how much fun you’ll have.

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John Coltrane - Giant Steps

Pay attention, Margaret. This is important.

talesofaniceberg:

yowhatsthehaps:

sassyfontaine:

doozy:

drinkyourjuice:

Sticky Eyes Brown. Hey.

Pretty Bones Jenkins

Fat Legs Hopkins
Apt.

Blind Liver JeffersonAHHHH MY LIVER IS BLIND 

I’m Jailhouse Bones Dupree!

Blind Gumbo Bradley.
WHERE WAS THIS WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES WHEN I WAS PREGNANT?

talesofaniceberg:

yowhatsthehaps:

sassyfontaine:

doozy:

drinkyourjuice:

Sticky Eyes Brown. Hey.

Pretty Bones Jenkins

Fat Legs Hopkins

Apt.

Blind Liver Jefferson

AHHHH MY LIVER IS BLIND 

I’m Jailhouse Bones Dupree!

Blind Gumbo Bradley.

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES WHEN I WAS PREGNANT?

The income of corporate executives, which the business secretary Vince Cable has just failed to address, is a form of institutionalised theft, arranged by a kleptocratic class for the benefit of its members. The wealth that was once spread more evenly among the staff of a company, or distributed as lower prices or higher taxes, is now siphoned off by people who have neither earned nor generated it.

Home. Margaret got real comfortable real fast.

Home. Margaret got real comfortable real fast.

There is no Law of Conservation of Love. My tiny, black heart has just expanded over the years with the addition of each new kid. Someday we’ll get all ten kids together (my brother has four, my sister has two and my stepsister has three) and then my heart will probably burst, but what a way to go.

There is no Law of Conservation of Love. My tiny, black heart has just expanded over the years with the addition of each new kid. Someday we’ll get all ten kids together (my brother has four, my sister has two and my stepsister has three) and then my heart will probably burst, but what a way to go.

Beating on my thin chest, screaming out MIDWEST.

Beating on my thin chest, screaming out MIDWEST.