December 2010
43 posts
Jason has the worst internet friends, pt. 34
Stephanie: Hey, Cassie, remember when we had a friend named Jason?
Cassie: BARELY. I heard he killed himself due to work related stress. I think it was a gyro overdose.
Stephanie: I heard it was death by mellocreme.
Cassie: I heard he spilled tzatziki sauce on his blackberry and accidentally ate it.
Stephanie: I heard he had to be tasered after he got into a heated argument at the McDonald's drive-thru because one of the nuggets in his 24-piece value meal was too small to be considered a proper nugget.
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