January 2011
33 posts
Simon & Garfunkel - Song for the Asking
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“She looks like she was created in a lab for the purpose of shopping at Wal-mart...”
– Erin, 1/28/2008.
Digging through the gmail archives, like I do.
“If Palin and Bachmann were your co-workers, Palin would be the one sneaking out...”
– Gail Collins, Don’t Know Much About History. (via youdontevenhavefeetblueman)
Man shot at Lawrenceville bar | Post-Gazette →
A man accidentally shot himself in the head in a Lawrenceville bar late Wednesday night, police said.
The headline doesn’t do this story justice.
My indecisive nature, neatly summed up.
Will considered what to do. When you choose one way out of many, all the ways you don’t take are snuffed out like candles, as if they’d never existed. At the moment all Will’s choices existed at once. But to keep them all in existence meant doing nothing. He had to choose, after all.
- from Philip Pullman’s The Amber Spyglass (I finally found it!)
BUT WHAT IF...
Sometimes we just stare at Margaret while she...
Stephanie: I can't believe we made that.
Jim: Yeah, we make awesome things.
Stephanie: WE'RE GOING TO BE AWESOME TOGETHER FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
Jim: [scaredface]
Stephanie: Just kidding. We'll be together until it stops being awesome.
Jim: It stops being awesome when you fart on me in your sleep.
I did a Gmail search for the word 'cheese' just...
Cassie: Jason, I am really sad for you right now. Can you find some wings to eat? This is an emergency.
Jason: I had leftover Chinese and a cheese tray.
Stephanie: Like, an entire cheese tray?
Jason: A goodly amount.
Stephanie: I think the phrase you're probably looking for is "badly amount."
