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Sh*t Republican candidates say | Lizz Winstead

 

So, how did these masterful hatesmen earn their coveted place in the Cream of the Crap? With their unwavering obsession with sex. All kinds of sex. Same sex, opposite sex, sex with animals.

Oh, and Muslims. But not Muslim sex. Not yet, anyway. There is so much to talk about when it comes to gay sex that they probably just haven’t gotten around to it. But they will. If they know nothing about something, they always make time to spout off about it.

So, after watching 15 debates, I can’t help but ask myself, “Is this the only time in their lives they are allowed talk about sex?” and “Why do guys with no access to my lady junk spend more time talking about it than guys that do?”

  1. sblaufuss reblogged this from spratt and added:
    I have loved Lizz Winstead for a long, long time.
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